President Obama Will Sack Joe Biden and Put Dan Praay on the 2012 Ticket

Well Chilluns its time for another fun filled episode of the Life and times Of Dan Praay:

   Well it seems our intrepid hero has not given up writing fantasy on the net after all! (the rumors of his impending dirt-nap were grossly exaggerated...like what else is new ,right?) It seems that our Danny has taken on a pseudonym and is at it again...Now much as we want to keep yall up to date on the comings and goings of the Information Highways rest area male prostitute there just isn't time this week but stay tuned! We here at the "real" FWY have the scoop (or maybe I should say poop) on the next phase in the life and times of Dan the limp Lothario and his new squeeze! our man on the scene is trying to get picture of the couple as they jet about from one social event to the next...Now, now Chilluns I know its hard to wait but just remember good things come to those who do...stay tuned here at the "Real" FWY for the next installment sure to peg your "Weird Shit-o-meter" right the hell out! See yall soon!!!

                                                                                               The Ghost of K.C.

Dan Praay is Dying! Redux, Redux, Redux!

Well there he goes children. Good ol' Dan'l riding off into the sunset once again. Wonder what's ailing him this time? This makes like the 6th or 7th time he's "dying" in the past 26 (his math. not mine) years. In fact one time he had a Brain Tumor which was inoperable. Not because of where the tumor was located but I'll be damn, the Doctor couldn't locate the Brain! Now just how in the hell is the most skilled Doctor in the world suppose to remove a Brain Tumor from a non-existent Brain?

Hey, enough about Dan'l. That's Daniel Praay, currently of Lancaster South Carolina. Formerly of Sears Michigan till his shit was stinking the place up so much that he had to find a young naive female from Cali an head off to the South just so he could find people who didn't know of him an 'his ways.' but I digest...

A little about me... Nah, that would be boring. Lets talk more about Dan'l!

Dan'l (aka Dan Praay)  who at one time "guarded" all the young'n of the female persuasion on a freenet which was known as TCFN (Traverse City Freenet) and at one time LEO (not a F'n clue what this stood for. Think it had something to do with the system it was hosted on at NMC) back in the day. He made sure "nothing bad" happened to them all through the night and into the wee hours of the morning if'n you know what I mean. The moniker ol' Dan'l isn't just a pet name we all had for him, again if'n you catch my drift.

Well, I'm going to have to cut it short here before I step over the line and reveal to much about our star of the hour Dan Praay! I'll leave you with this for now.

No doubt Good ol' Dan'l will threaten legal action over this posting. I say good! go for it you ol' perv. I have a daughter that can testify to your action(s), or lack of any from back in the day. But that wasn't because you didn't work it. You see? We here in Northermn Michigan teach our children to be weary of weird ol' men who "just want to be your friend." Guess'n that's why he had to look to Cali to find one.

Cya in court Bitch! (Ed. Note: When the word Bitch! is used here, it's in reference to Dan Praay not "Yellowdog Tranny." Even though she to is a Bitch! but to properly reference her would require a prefix of "Dumb")

Goodnight Children. Sleep tight knowing Dan'l Praay is on the loose!

Well Chilluns, Good tidings 'cuz here is another chilling and engrossing tale of the exciting adventures of the Information Super Highway's most intrepid and tepid mental whack off artist Dan Praay!!! yes indeed chilluns he's back, more or less (mostly more from the reports we get from S/C seems our hero has put on a few pounds since the Good Doktor tied a can to his tail and it is said that he has to butter the sides of the outhouse door just to squeeze his fat ass in answer natures call (no not that one...without the good Doc's income stream for the ciallis drip Poor Dan'l doesn't remember the date of his last erection and from what the good Doktor indicates neither does she, but I digress, Our Hero has finally paid his cable bill so he can again post for his two readers (sorry ace, you don't get to count all the voices in your noggin as "readers") one is an elderly woman down south somewhere and the other is probably just another manifestation of Dan'ls Multiple Personality Disorder (he is after all a for real P-Shrink, See "Analyst Dan'l" Pat Pending) and here's the creepy part of his little Svengali Act I think he's actually putting the moves on this poor lonely old broad, I just read a short while ago where he spoke of her saying ..."always at the West Haven nursing home giving shit away - and that's just the stuff we know about. With a heart bigger'n her tits" (just a short note to the fellas DON'T try this at home Dan'l is a professional Lothario of the...shall we say "older set" like poor Ruthie...Which made his last foray into romance land with a young lass more than thirty years his junior kinda weird...(poor Doktor Annie) who wised up much sooner than some of the others (and they say you can't learn life skills in College! I would guess she minored in bolting and bailing...Smart kid. But in the end I'm afraid that our hero will be disappointed with his latest fish ( I believe that her screen persona is called "YellowDog Tranny" now being just a regular person maybe I'm a bit behind the times and colloquialisms but doesn't "tranny" indicate...well a person not comfortable with the gender they were born with? not that I'm against that sort of thing really, its just that I'm concerned for our intrepid Blogger can't you just imagine the look on his face when he finally succeeds in getting a couple of "roofies" into her tea and picks up that dress for a little peek? YIKES! But then with Our Dan'l you just never know! it might just be kismet!!!
Well Chilluns its that time again, Time to bid adieu to our limp Lothario as we leave the pegged out "weird shit-o-meter" that is Dan Praay's pathetic life. Good night and May God Bless.. Yes dipshit! even you.

DAN'L PRAAY the divorce years (redux)

Well Chilluns looks like its that time again, time, that is, to have a little fun with the Internets most intrepid blogger and Multiple personality Disorder poster boy Uncle Dan'l R Praay.

Seems like life has tossed our hero a few curve balls...Firstly seems like the good Doktor finally bid adieu to Gods gift to woman-kind, in other words she probably got tired of bringing home the bacon and viagra (and the depends) while "Husband Dan" (pat, pending) played WoW and watched TV all day while poor little Rosie talked to the back of Dad's head..And now our hero is 'batching it and trying to figure out how to make a meatloaf (yeah I know...any idiot can make a meatloaf, but remember that Dan'l is an idiot of a different order) and why cable and stuff costs so much, reality really bites sometimes, But then "reality" is not something our Dan'l deals with much, like this little fantasy

""Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things...every one! So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor." Now I know that Dan'l is quoting some faceless TV actor and you know it too, but in Dan'ls fevered mind every voice he hears is himself (unless the little woman is hollering at him to change the kids diaper that's definitely not Dan'ls voice) Now wait a minute here Chilluns...it seems we might just have us a new manifestation for the pantheon of Dan's MPD I think we'll call it "LIBERAL DAN" (pat pending) This particular (and peculiar) "personality" seems to have the delusion that "liberals" did these laudable things and since Dan'l cut and pasted this from somewhere, in time it will seem like Dan'l himself wrote this and...and ..and " "Yeah! thats the ticket...I was watching uh..I mean I was doing a repor...er I mean I was talking to Wolf Blitzer just the other day..yea thats it...I was talking to Wolf and Rachel ,Rachel Maddow...whom I've seen naked and I was telling them what Id say if one of those evil conservative devils called me a liberal...Yeah! that's the ticket!) See how it works..we here at the "Real Future" have seen these episodes many times you may peruse some past posts to learn about the pathologies such as "Blogger Dan" (pat pending) "Union Dan" (pat pend) and many more.
So now what?..Newly divorced scrounging for scraps of hamburger and soda crackers no TV no radio...just a few books (an antiquated method of information sharing) but wait...somehow our hero found a way to get back up the on ramp of the Info super hiway...One wonders if our stalwart fellow has been reduced to logging on at the public library with the rest of the pedophiles and lonely transsexuals?..One wonders to what depths our Dan'l will have to sink to? Still presumably got the Govt Motors pension..Questions and more questions. Well Chilluns stay tuned right here at the "Real Future" Cuz I'm sure when Dan'l takes a few minutes from hitting on the likes of Yellowdog Tranny, Blowfly and a host of other angry old broads he'll tell us all about it.

See yall next time..out

The Devil and Dan Praay

Well children its time again for another laugh riddled (or should I say "addled"?) installment of the saga of Dan Praay and the twisted life he leads.

Seems that Ol Dan'l has been on another "I hate God and Jesus" pilgrimage. Not that Dan really hates God but Dan loves attention and hardly anybody listens or pays any attention to him at all anymore (the net is full of more entertaining drop cases than dani-boi) So he goes on these little excursions occasionally and tries to be SHOCKING and CONTROVERSIAL by pretending to despise and spit at a caricature of God (see straw man) but the real question is "why" Now Dan'l will tell you (if you're crazy enough to ask) that "Jesus freaks" made his Mom's last few days on earth a living hell because according to Dan'l they withheld pain meds so that they could pray harder or something like that, sound a bit fishy?...well considering the well documented fantasy life that our dan'l leads (see brain cancer-Mekong river-Union activist-race activist-gunslinger ect,ect,ect) the facts are in question...a few correspondence's with the family was very illuminating with regard to Dan'ls real past, but that's for another time. So at any rate when Dan'l feels restless and hasn't had any decent interaction with anybody (see Dr Annie catches him in one of "those" chat rooms the real reason for his periodic disappearances) Ol Dan'l gets kinda goofy (yes, even more so than usual) and tries his very best to get somebody..anybody to give him the attention he craves hence the perverted and pathetic I hate God charade.

Well Chilluns we bring to a close another chapter in the sad and strange life of Dan Praay hope you enjoy reading twice as much as we enjoy writing it. Good night...and God Bless (specially you Dan!)

Remember the Alamo (a fantasy by Dan Praay)

Gather 'round chilluns its time for another fun filled adventure with Uncle Dan Praay

Once upon a time there was this fearless blogger that went by the moniker of Dan'l R Praay now Ol Dan'l was a simple soul (really simple) that wanted nothing more than to meet new friends (see BBC, one of Dan'ls most faithful commenter's) and to network with others that share his admittedly bizarre political beliefs and maybe when the little missus is at work get some hot chats going with others of his persuasion and things were going fairly well, Mama was bringing home the bacon and keeping ol Dan'l in viagra and depends when the unthinkable happened. Dan'l fired up the old PC and accidentally hit the wrong keys (Dan'ls story) and Dan'l found himself in a strange land (or blog if you will) these folks were known as "Texans" Now these folks were so different than our hero that he was completely taken aback! They loved their State, its history, its foibles. Matter of fact they were kinda patriotic in the old fashioned way, they went to Church and had family doings with the kids and kinfolk...Well you can imagine what happened next! Dan'l had an "event" and manifested the personality (one of many) Of Bad-ass Dan'l (pat pending) and he gave those Texans "what for" and told them exactly what he thought of them and their dogs.

Now comes the interesting part of the story,( Given the mental disorders perhaps we shouldn't be surprised) But Dan'l claims that he received 4 er I mean 14 or was it 40?...NO it was 400 emails expressing the Texans displeasure with Dan'ls comments (we'll just have to take Dan'ls word on that because Dan'l doesn't have the courage to have the "comments" turned on on his blog) and they said scary nasty things to Dan'l. But Dan'l felt a fire burning deep in his guts...it was a blind fury that said "get outta my way I'm goin on the rampage" So Dan'l huffed...and Dan'l puffed and Dan'l took a deep breath ,clenched his fists and his eyes took on a steely glint as he prepared to do to those hapless Texans what Sherman did to Atlanta and then...and then...AND THEN....HE went crying to Missus Dan'l and she made him shut down his blog till the big meanies went away. The same as he did on a BBs in Michigan where he woulda been a whole lot better of to stay on the porch rather than try to run with the BIG DOGS

After the dust settled (read the texicans got tired of making Dan'l piss his soggy depends) and he had apparently taken up residence in his wife's skirts long enough to make sure he wouldn't have to have his scrawny ass try to cover the check his bulldog mouth wrote. Fired up the old stomping grounds and hope to hell his best followers (see BBC at that fake "future" place) didn't figure out the truth or at least the "followers" that aren't another manifestation of Dan'ls MPS I think at last count there are three besides BBC (juries out on him/her, you call it)

Stay tuned till next time Chilluns till we here at the REAL future waz yesterday Bring you another installment of The twisted wreck of Dan Praay's existence

Now its time for...BLOGGER DAN'L (pat pend)

Yes, its that time again children, for another thrilling installment of the many pathologies of Dan (WTFAIR..who the fuck am I really?) Praay in his own words, cuz dan'l really likes the sound of his own words, unless he gets owned by them (very often these days) You see in diaper Dan'ls strange little world whatever he writes is imbued with veracity and wit, why? because...well he wrote it and all the other personalities that manifest themselves thru his thoughts are his own little pep squad.

To truly get the most from his rantings you've got to realize that dan'ls organic brain functions somewhat like one of those old atari ping pong games with first one voice and then another ricocheting spittle and venom off each other vying for attention from the main personality I call "Jesus Dan'l" (pat pending) and when "Jesus Dan'l" deigns to listen to..oh lets say to "Union Activist Dan'l" (pat pend) You get something like this: "You want to shut me down; shut my voice off for good. I spent thirty two years in direct physical confrontation with people that wanted to do the exact same thing every day. They failed. There is nothing in the online world that can come close to that experience. They called me everything under the sun, humiliated, and ridiculed me. I’m still saying what I think." (See the persecution, see the courage, Oh the humanity!) Sheesh! what a trip eh? And I'm not sure but I think we have a new personality manifested..Its starts out like "Union Activist Dan'l" (pat pend) But then morphed into...wait for it here,its its..."DRAMA QUEEN DAN'L" (pat pend) Its not often you see a real live pathology come into being. I was going to strip away the layers of psychosis of the manifestation known as "Blogger Dan'l" (pat pend)for class today but it'll just have to wait for another day

So in conclusion go over the above for next time and I promise we'll do all the Dan'ls you could possibly imagine...all in good time

The Professor