What if Daddy Dan'l loses his legacy money?

Of course the question here at the REAL "Future" is what will happen to our intrepid dingbats if GM declares bankruptcy and flushes the so called "legacy" debt down the swirling vortex of Obammys recession? Will it be food stamp time?..what do those associate proffs' make these days anyway? One could only hope that its enough to keep enfomil and plenty of high carbohydrate snacks for Daddy Dan'ls multiple personalities. Is there employment in Dan'ls future?..I mean exactly what is our hero really trained and qualified to do for gainful employment? By his own account he was a gunner on a patrol boats on the Mekong river in Vietnam (War hero dan'l, pat pend) [however records indicate he was a "yeoman" whom I'am told mostly drive and fire typewriters in the Navy's version of a steno pool...Whatever. Then there is the Masters degree of clinical psycology he got in his spare time while driving a forklift for 30 years at GM (hmmm...wonder how many of the General's employees were of the caliber of "Fork truck Dan'l" pat pending...certainly makes the question of GM's financial mess moot,no?) Maybe there is a gig in the race-relations field ("Radical race worker/hustler/protester, pat pending..."got my head busted when I walked the line with the Bruthers at the factory"-and doncha forget the 8-10 hr work days and all that studying for the psyc degree") Not too mention the family...OH WAIT! you probably don't know about my personal favorite incarnation ("Family man Dan'l" )...Hmm, I see the sun is over the yard arm so I'll have to finish this later. Stay tuned

Dan'l and Annie's new arrival

New babies require lots of attention, and should not be eaten by new and inexperienced parents.

I'll have to sleep with one eye open as we all know liberals tend to eat their young if it will further the agenda!