Of course the question here at the REAL "Future" is what will happen to our intrepid dingbats if GM declares bankruptcy and flushes the so called "legacy" debt down the swirling vortex of Obammys recession? Will it be food stamp time?..what do those associate proffs' make these days anyway? One could only hope that its enough to keep enfomil and plenty of high carbohydrate snacks for Daddy Dan'ls multiple personalities. Is there employment in Dan'ls future?..I mean exactly what is our hero really trained and qualified to do for gainful employment? By his own account he was a gunner on a patrol boats on the Mekong river in Vietnam (War hero dan'l, pat pend) [however records indicate he was a "yeoman" whom I'am told mostly drive and fire typewriters in the Navy's version of a steno pool...Whatever. Then there is the Masters degree of clinical psycology he got in his spare time while driving a forklift for 30 years at GM (hmmm...wonder how many of the General's employees were of the caliber of "Fork truck Dan'l" pat pending...certainly makes the question of GM's financial mess moot,no?) Maybe there is a gig in the race-relations field ("Radical race worker/hustler/protester, pat pending..."got my head busted when I walked the line with the Bruthers at the factory"-and doncha forget the 8-10 hr work days and all that studying for the psyc degree") Not too mention the family...OH WAIT! you probably don't know about my personal favorite incarnation ("Family man Dan'l" )...Hmm, I see the sun is over the yard arm so I'll have to finish this later. Stay tuned
Saturday, May 2, 2009
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Just who in the hell is Dan Pray? Was he one of them guys busted on that T.V. show about predators or was he the other guy?
BTW I thinks it stinks that you people are making fun of him because he has mental issues, Not nice at all
Thank You
Chuck
You're so right Chuckster Mental Issues especially Dan'ls are no laughing matter. Have you seen his blog in the last few days?...picture of his fat thighs and a cute baby(dani boi you REALLY need to get that Jenny Craig thing goin on :)And whats the deal with the pecker biting snakes? I thought for sure you had that weirdness put away
Blowfly.
You guys had BETTER quit saying this shit about me!!!!If you don't I'm warning you I'll tell my wife and she might write a nasty letter to you michigan dorks. Dan Praay don't take shit from nobody! Hell I kicked the shit outta a buncha Texas assholes that was trying to get in my face( well yeah I did close my blog down and hide under the bed, but I bet that really showed em who they was dealing with) Just like I showed the whole world how brave and honest I was when Nottage found out I was lieing about being terminal with cancer (well yeah I closed my account and ran like a scalded cat...But I showed em that you can't mess with Dan Praay
This is not Dan Praay
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