Friday, May 8, 2009

Now its time for...BLOGGER DAN'L (pat pend)

Yes, its that time again children, for another thrilling installment of the many pathologies of Dan (WTFAIR..who the fuck am I really?) Praay in his own words, cuz dan'l really likes the sound of his own words, unless he gets owned by them (very often these days) You see in diaper Dan'ls strange little world whatever he writes is imbued with veracity and wit, why? because...well he wrote it and all the other personalities that manifest themselves thru his thoughts are his own little pep squad.

To truly get the most from his rantings you've got to realize that dan'ls organic brain functions somewhat like one of those old atari ping pong games with first one voice and then another ricocheting spittle and venom off each other vying for attention from the main personality I call "Jesus Dan'l" (pat pending) and when "Jesus Dan'l" deigns to listen to..oh lets say to "Union Activist Dan'l" (pat pend) You get something like this: "You want to shut me down; shut my voice off for good. I spent thirty two years in direct physical confrontation with people that wanted to do the exact same thing every day. They failed. There is nothing in the online world that can come close to that experience. They called me everything under the sun, humiliated, and ridiculed me. I’m still saying what I think." (See the persecution, see the courage, Oh the humanity!) Sheesh! what a trip eh? And I'm not sure but I think we have a new personality manifested..Its starts out like "Union Activist Dan'l" (pat pend) But then morphed into...wait for it here,its its..."DRAMA QUEEN DAN'L" (pat pend) Its not often you see a real live pathology come into being. I was going to strip away the layers of psychosis of the manifestation known as "Blogger Dan'l" (pat pend)for class today but it'll just have to wait for another day

So in conclusion go over the above for next time and I promise we'll do all the Dan'ls you could possibly imagine...all in good time

The Professor


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