The Devil and Dan Praay

Well children its time again for another laugh riddled (or should I say "addled"?) installment of the saga of Dan Praay and the twisted life he leads.

Seems that Ol Dan'l has been on another "I hate God and Jesus" pilgrimage. Not that Dan really hates God but Dan loves attention and hardly anybody listens or pays any attention to him at all anymore (the net is full of more entertaining drop cases than dani-boi) So he goes on these little excursions occasionally and tries to be SHOCKING and CONTROVERSIAL by pretending to despise and spit at a caricature of God (see straw man) but the real question is "why" Now Dan'l will tell you (if you're crazy enough to ask) that "Jesus freaks" made his Mom's last few days on earth a living hell because according to Dan'l they withheld pain meds so that they could pray harder or something like that, sound a bit fishy?...well considering the well documented fantasy life that our dan'l leads (see brain cancer-Mekong river-Union activist-race activist-gunslinger ect,ect,ect) the facts are in question...a few correspondence's with the family was very illuminating with regard to Dan'ls real past, but that's for another time. So at any rate when Dan'l feels restless and hasn't had any decent interaction with anybody (see Dr Annie catches him in one of "those" chat rooms the real reason for his periodic disappearances) Ol Dan'l gets kinda goofy (yes, even more so than usual) and tries his very best to get somebody..anybody to give him the attention he craves hence the perverted and pathetic I hate God charade.

Well Chilluns we bring to a close another chapter in the sad and strange life of Dan Praay hope you enjoy reading twice as much as we enjoy writing it. Good night...and God Bless (specially you Dan!)