DAN'L PRAAY the divorce years (redux)

Well Chilluns looks like its that time again, time, that is, to have a little fun with the Internets most intrepid blogger and Multiple personality Disorder poster boy Uncle Dan'l R Praay.

Seems like life has tossed our hero a few curve balls...Firstly seems like the good Doktor finally bid adieu to Gods gift to woman-kind, in other words she probably got tired of bringing home the bacon and viagra (and the depends) while "Husband Dan" (pat, pending) played WoW and watched TV all day while poor little Rosie talked to the back of Dad's head..And now our hero is 'batching it and trying to figure out how to make a meatloaf (yeah I know...any idiot can make a meatloaf, but remember that Dan'l is an idiot of a different order) and why cable and stuff costs so much, reality really bites sometimes, But then "reality" is not something our Dan'l deals with much, like this little fantasy

""Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things...every one! So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor." Now I know that Dan'l is quoting some faceless TV actor and you know it too, but in Dan'ls fevered mind every voice he hears is himself (unless the little woman is hollering at him to change the kids diaper that's definitely not Dan'ls voice) Now wait a minute here Chilluns...it seems we might just have us a new manifestation for the pantheon of Dan's MPD I think we'll call it "LIBERAL DAN" (pat pending) This particular (and peculiar) "personality" seems to have the delusion that "liberals" did these laudable things and since Dan'l cut and pasted this from somewhere, in time it will seem like Dan'l himself wrote this and...and ..and " "Yeah! thats the ticket...I was watching uh..I mean I was doing a repor...er I mean I was talking to Wolf Blitzer just the other day..yea thats it...I was talking to Wolf and Rachel ,Rachel Maddow...whom I've seen naked and I was telling them what Id say if one of those evil conservative devils called me a liberal...Yeah! that's the ticket!) See how it works..we here at the "Real Future" have seen these episodes many times you may peruse some past posts to learn about the pathologies such as "Blogger Dan" (pat pending) "Union Dan" (pat pend) and many more.
So now what?..Newly divorced scrounging for scraps of hamburger and soda crackers no TV no radio...just a few books (an antiquated method of information sharing) but wait...somehow our hero found a way to get back up the on ramp of the Info super hiway...One wonders if our stalwart fellow has been reduced to logging on at the public library with the rest of the pedophiles and lonely transsexuals?..One wonders to what depths our Dan'l will have to sink to? Still presumably got the Govt Motors pension..Questions and more questions. Well Chilluns stay tuned right here at the "Real Future" Cuz I'm sure when Dan'l takes a few minutes from hitting on the likes of Yellowdog Tranny, Blowfly and a host of other angry old broads he'll tell us all about it.

See yall next time..out